Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Declaration to Aldrich & Marlowe

Alice as Medusa

Why don’t you guys just shut the fuck up?

Marlowe: One, you are a whiny fuck, still going on about some romantic tragedy that happened to you 25 years ago even though you are crazy mad in love with your wife of 22 years? Are you out of your fucking mind? Two, okay, you think god fucked you big time. Get in line and get over it. Three, if anyone can use the word cunt on this blog, it will be me as I have one.

Aldrich: You are also a whiny fuck. Don’t engage Marlowe in these arguments and don’t apologize for him. Let him shit out all the bad stuff, so the good stuff can slide in. And yes, that’s my chosen meta-narrative.

Readers: Don’t pay attention to these assholes when they start sharing their intimate feelings about their own lives. Just pay attention to the shit they say about everybody else. Except me.

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